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We, Morning Musume.24, will challenge ourselves in various ways and deliver "happy" to all over Japan.
We will deliver "Morning Musume." from all angles, such as documentary, studio variety show, Yumi Shida's graduation plan, and overseas trip with a new attitude.
Its name is...
Morning Musume.'s...
"Happy Night" strategy!
Now, the second episode has started.
MC, Tsumematsu Party-chan, please.
Hello, I'm Imigetarko, who will be doing the narration this time.
I wasn't able to participate in recording due to my physical condition,
but I'd like to enjoy the show with you all!
Get your excitement!
This time, the members will challenge various projects
and learn variety skills from Party-chan.
I'm looking forward to it!
However, when it comes to leadership,
#1 was Tsumematsu Party-chan, so she was faster.
You're already losing!
Well, I'm not in a position to teach either.
Now, for this time,
aside from the winning team,
we've prepared a punishment game for everyone.
Everyone, please do your best!
The first song is...
Put your strength together and give us the answer!
The song is... "Long Breast Long Cut"!
"Long Breast"!
Since the members are beginners in long cuts,
they will discuss the topic in a team,
and everyone will give one answer.
In each interesting order,
5 points, 3 points, and 1 point will be added up.
Kyonchi will judge the long cuts.
Well, Kyonchi has won a long cut program
before, so...
Wow!
But, I don't know.
It doesn't matter whether I'm interesting or not, right?
Well, that's right.
What do you like to do?
In terms of comedy...
I'm really stupid!
Ah, Kyonchi likes stupid things.
By the way, do you have confidence in long cuts?
I don't think there's anyone who can do it that well.
When I was auditioning for 10 members joining Morning Musume,
there was a long cut in judging.
What?!
I passed it and joined Morning Musume.
Eh, do you remember the topic at the time?
What's a bad ingredient if you put it on your knee?
It's pretty difficult.
Like a tire?
It's funny.
Sometimes, it's like an olive.
It's like a tire.
It can't be a tire.
It's a technology.
It's wonderful.
Now, let's get started.
Here is the topic.
Fans who participated in the concert in the front row of the year-end concert are disappointed.
Why is that?
Now, please think about it.
What should we do?
Have you ever been disappointed by your fans?
When I came out of the encore concert,
the fans in the front row pointed at me and said,
You're doing this.
I thought it was scary.
"What is it?" I thought.
I was wrapped in a white towel like my grandfather did when he did brain work.
Like a handkerchief?
Yes, yes.
I came out of the concert sweating.
Like an old man.
An old man?
That's kind of you.
It's an old man's story.
Now, fans are disappointed.
Please write your answer on a large whiteboard with a thick pen.
Let me give you a little information.
Ms. Oda, when you were a student, you belonged to the Life Welfare Admission Committee and strictly followed the rules of students.
Yes.
What do you mean?
But, on the contrary of saying "Please follow the high speed rules,"
you shouldn't go out with a blanket or a sweater.
What I remember is that girls who brought chocolates for Valentine's Day really ran away.
That's terrible!
I don't like it!
The day before, I said "It's Valentine's Day tomorrow, but you shouldn't bring it."
And I cooperated with the teachers who brought it with me.
Be careful, everyone.
Be careful.
You missed an important chance to confess your love.
That's right.
You're destroying that youth.
I thought I'd be in trouble if I didn't keep my religion.
Great.
That's Ms. Oda for you.
And they talk for five minutes.
Each team seems to have an answer.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Ms. Ikuta's team.
Yes.
Let's get started.
Why were there many fans who participated in the live performance in the front row of Nengan?
There was a big fan in front of the stage.
Wait a minute.
You have a great sense of humor.
But when I thought about it, it was Ms. Nonaka.
What?
I wanted you to say it.
You're more like a writer than you think.
I want you to say it.
You're good at making people live.
But I was able to see your teamwork.
That's great.
That's a great assist.
That's good. You seem like you can say it.
Like Nobuko said, I was able to see your teamwork.
I think it's really good.
It's good that you answered it.
Ms. Panda is too cute on stage.
Next is Ms. Shida's team.
Why were there many fans who participated in the live performance in the front row of Nengan?
I'm looking forward to the live performance of "Morning Musume".
Shida?
Give me my money back!
You have too much cheekbones.
Your forearms are sticking together.
I always say this, but I don't like it when I see it now.
What happened?
Please search for more information on the Internet.
Next is Mr. Oda's team.
Why are there only fans who participated in the live performance in the front row of "Morning Musume" ?
The number of fans is so high that there is no seat available.
It's a big deal.
How about this situation?
It's too funny.
Who came up with this idea?
Who came up with it?
We all came up with it.
We all calculated it and came up with the answer before we knew it.
Mr. Orai came up with it.
That's wrong.
That's a bad attitude.
Please announce the first place team.
Self-drum roll.
So, Oda-san's team got 5 points!
It was too funny.
It was purely funny.
It was straight forward and funny.
I don't know who came up with it.
It was too cool.
I see.
We all came up with it.
You're serious, aren't you?
You're amazing.
I don't know.
Oda-san might have been the one who came up with it.
That's right.
Are you okay?
You can't say it, can you?
The second team that was funny was...
IKUTA team!
You got 3 points!
I'm happy to get points from you, Panda-san.
So, unfortunately, Ishida-san's team will meet for the last time.
Currently, the top is Oda-san's team, who got 5 points.
By the way, my favorite answer is that Panda-san of Ikuta-san's team is at the forefront.
The next project is...
Reaction is the era of acting
Nowadays, compliance has become strict.
"Bilibilis" doesn't hurt at all.
"Oden" that is not hot may also require a reaction.
In such a case, if you are not an idol who can react as if you are really being punished, you cannot survive in a variety show.
However, it is not interesting to take a reaction as it is.
We would like you to guess who is acting and who is actually being punished.
First of all, the player who is being punished is "Victasul".
Have you ever done a reaction before, four of you?
We do it quite often in the morning.
What are you good at?
There is one thing I don't know because I am thin.
I see.
That's good.
Which one is it?
He is the type of person who doesn't show any emotion.
Today, after work, I opened my house and saw two pandas.
Mr. Panda.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Please get used to it.
What are you doing?
It's your second week.
I couldn't do what I wanted to do.
The punishment game for "Victasul" is...
"Bilibilis" ball game!
If you knock only one of the four balls, the current will flow.
Who is actually being punished?
If your answer team gets it right, you will get five points.
If you don't get it right, your answer team will get ten points.
Now, let's talk about who is being punished.
While we are talking about it, let's see what kind of reaction we should take.
While we are talking about it.
I would like to see something like an example.
Mr. Nobuko, can you do me a favor?
Wait a minute.
Excuse me.
It's just a penalty game.
No, it's not.
No, it's not. After all, there are correct reactions.
I wonder if I can do it.
This is it. First of all, everyone.
Well then, Nobuko's "bilibili" ballpoint pen, please.
Wow, I'm not sure if I can do it myself.
If you look at it again, it doesn't stick out of the screen at all. It's a good lesson.
It's not a game.
It's not a game. The staff here is serious about it.
That's good.
I'm getting nervous.
You're nervous.
That's good.
That's a good reaction.
I can't believe you're saying that.
I can feel it.
So, has the extra team been decided?
Yes, it's been decided.
It's been decided.
"Me" has already started, hasn't it?
That's right.
She already knows it.
It's already started with her facial expression.
I can see the movement of her small eyes from here.
Sakurai-san.
That's right.
Most of the members seem to have good reactions.
I see.
So, I'm looking forward to it.
Why do you say you're a judge?
I think it'll be a good lesson.
It's a good lesson.
Let's start.
Who is receiving the "bilibili" ballpoint pen?
Go for it! "bilibili" ballpoint pen!
By the way, who is actually receiving the "bilibili" ballpoint pen?
Let's think about it together!
Two teams, open at the same time!
One, two!
Yes!
Oh!
Well...
Team "odassan" is...
"hagassan", right?
"hagassan".
Well, what's the reason?
Well...
We managed to narrow it down to two teams.
Who and who?
Well...
"mei" and "akane".
I see!
Yes!
And when it came out, it was "two teams"!
"two teams" intuition!
Wow!
She is good at it!
Wow!
That's right!
Well, don't look at the "sharp 1" here!
Look at it!
Next...
"yamazaki", "mei"
mei
Well, what's the reason?
We also got confused with "hagassan", right?
Yes!
But, for "hagassan", we could see her acting like "oh, I'm scared"!
Well, idols are still not out of it.
I see!
If it was really scary, there wouldn't be any days when idols would be idols.
I see!
Well, we narrowed it down to two teams.
"leader", "electric", and "mg"
Wow!
What's that?
Oh, my!
I'm really sorry, but no one is looking at "hagassan"!
Well, before we start, "I'm already nervous" is...
No way!
"mei"!
She is saying it!
No way!
I'm waiting for your acting job!
Well, that's the answer!
What's the correct answer?
It's "select rubble".
Ta-dah!
Yes!
I was quite scared, so I was told that I looked like an idol, and I thought, "Oh, you're an idol who is scared."
I was very happy.
Great!
I was praising you.
You were praising Ms. Itagawa.
I've been praising you all the time.
Thank you very much.
Next, Mr. Ishida's team will give a lecture.
Here is the penalty game for Mr. Ishida's team.
It's "select rubble".
It's similar.
This is really similar.
Only one of the four will ride on the "select rubble" mat, which is familiar in the penalty game.
This looks painful.
It's also difficult to get a reaction, isn't it?
That's right.
I did it!
Please.
Master!
Does everyone really jump?
I see.
But Nobuko can jump, can't she?
Then, please watch Master Nobuko's example reaction of Asubo mat.
There is a timing for this.
Okay, let's go.
Let's die. Let's die. Let's die. Let's die.
Wait a minute.
Let's die. Let's die.
There's a lot of stuff prepared for you.
And then...
I want to do it!
You want to do it?
Are you serious?
You're a monster!
Ikuta-san, why do you want to die on a foot massage mat?
It's just one time, so try it with one leg.
Try it lightly.
I feel like I was born again.
When you decide who to ride, you cover your feet with cloth.
It's important to hide it.
I hope you can hide it well.
Now, who is receiving a foot massage?
All at once! Foot massage mat!
Now, please get on.
Wait! Wait!
Now, look at it! Look at it!
Everyone, do a foot step! A foot step!
A foot step!
Now, please write down who actually received the penalty game.
Now, who is sitting on the ashtray mat?
Now, let's open all the answers at once!
Yes, the first team, Futa-san, is Ishida-san.
Yes, Ishida-san.
Ishida-san or Kitagawa?
I was worried about it.
I see.
As for Kitagawa's way of being scared,
I always watch it.
What?
I always watch Kitagawa's plays.
Plays?
I haven't heard of it.
Each of us decided our roles and looked into each other's eyes.
I'm sorry, but you are too serious.
Can you be a little more relaxed?
Now, next.
Maki-no-sa.
Yes.
Why is that?
I'm not sure. Ishida-san or Maki-no-sa.
I see.
Kitagawa has already been mentioned,
but when it comes to foot step,
I feel like I have to be patient.
So, you wanted to be patient?
No, I didn't.
Did you watch Kitagawa's plays?
Yes, I did.
But, Reina said that if she was there, she would be able to endure it.
I think it's too easy to understand.
Maki-no-sa, how was your facial expression?
I didn't want my juniors to do it,
but I wanted my seniors to say, "You can do it!"
If you don't do it, you will be beaten up.
Oh, no.
Now, we will announce the correct answer by getting on the mat and taking off your clothes.
One, two...
Who is really being punished?
Look forward to it, juniors!
"Morning Musume" To-go and Special Skills Announcement Festival!
To let you know more about us,
in this corner, we will show you the members' special skills that we haven't shown you before.
In future episodes, we will announce each member's special skills one by one.
Depending on viewers' reactions, you may be attracted to one special skill in the future.
This time, we will show you...
What is Ishida-san's special skill?
My special skill is...
I can drink water without putting my mouth on a plastic bottle.
It's two liters.
I'm looking forward to it.
Excuse me.
You are good at it.
You are really good at it.
That's all.
By the way, what made you start this?
If you put your mouth on it and drink it, your lips will fall off.
I often get a straw and get water to replenish water.
Rather than that, I thought I had to put it on, so I tried it.
It's a face that says "There's nothing more than this".
The correct answer will be announced once again by getting on the mat and taking off the cloth.
Now, please.
One, two...
Please take off the cloth.
Open!
Yes!
So, the correct answer is "maki-no-zan".
Maki-no-san, what do you think of it?
Well, I thought you would notice it until I put up with it.
By the way, I decided it with rock-paper-scissors.
If you didn't say it like that, your seniors would have done it for you.
You were able to make it cool.
Well, it was as you thought it would be.
Wow!
You got it right twice in a row.
Excellent!
Wow! Wow! I'm going to make fun of you!
I'm going to make fun of you!
You were able to make it cool.
Lastly, Oda-san's team is going to play a penalty game.
"All-in-one-very-delicious-drink"!
Yay!
One of you will drink a very delicious drink with lactobacillus drink and vinegar.
What kind of taste will it be?
Huh?
What's this?
Wow!
Huh?
Originally, they don't mix with each other, but...
No way!
Then, please watch Master Nobuko's artistic reaction again this time.
Well, please.
What's wrong with you? You're growing up so much.
If you drink it all, it will come back to you.
Be careful!
It will come back to you forcibly.
If you see it now, you will be scared.
It's terrible!
It's a very delicious drink that makes the master cry.
Will Oda-san's team be able to act without being found out?
Now that we're ready, let's go.
Who is drinking a very delicious drink?
One glass of very delicious drink, please!
Thank you for the meal.
Thank you for watching!
If you swallow it, it's over!
It's over!
There's still something left in your mouth, you know!
Just thinking about it makes me want to spit it out!
Who on earth is drinking a non-alcoholic drink?
I really don't know!
I don't know!
I can't narrow it down!
How did it taste like?
It's like you're inhaling lactobacillus and you can't mix it up.
It's like you're inhaling cheese in your mouth.
No, it's really like that!
It's still here!
It became like this!
Now, let's see!
Open!
One, two, three!
First of all, Ms. Ikuta's team is Ms. Sakurai's team.
I'm Sakurai Ryo-chan.
There are two reasons for this.
Before it started, I smelled it.
Normally, I wouldn't have to smell it.
Oh, I see!
And, after it finished, it was too foggy!
The foginess of my usual self came out too much.
I thought it was genuine.
It's a good consideration.
Now, Ms. Ishida's team is Ms. Okamura's team.
Now, what's the reason?
It really didn't look delicious.
And, when I asked how it tasted like in the end,
I think I probably really drank it.
That's the first impression I got.
And, after that, what Yokoyama said was
that it only had the same taste.
That's right!
It was like human food.
Now, the correct answer is...
The person who came to get the water here drank it.
Who drank the really disgusting drink?
Here's the correct answer!
The person who drank it, please come and get the water!
So, there is no correct answer!
Yes!
So, Oda-san's team gets...
10 points!
How do you like it?
It was really good!
It's low-priced, easy-to-drink tapioca pearls.
It's a unique taste.
If you look at it up close, it's all slimy.
After drinking it, I said it was fun.
But I definitely thought it was different.
What was fun about it was...
Even though it was completely different, everyone tried their best and had fun.
How was it?
Can I ask you a question?
Did you decide it by talking? Or did you decide it in advance?
No, I decided to drink it.
You decided?
I ate it and...
I drank it.
Wow!
This is the woman who took away Valentine's Day.
This is her resolve.
Resolve is important!
And with that, we will announce the final points!
First up is the Icthasan team!
3 points!
Icthasan team!
1 point!
What are you doing?!
Icthasan team!
25 points!
This game is a win-win situation!
The other teams are...
Extremely Matsudairinko!
Team Ikuta and Team Hida's punishment game is Extremely Matsudairinko!
One, two...
Cheers!
Wait, wait, wait!
How about you, Makiino-san?
Behind me, they're pissed off.
Pissed off?
They're pissed off.
Are you happy now?
Yes, we are happy.
This show is all about being happy.
Yes, this show is all about being happy.
Don't be mad, let's be happy.
Yes, let's be happy.
Who do you think is happy?
Who?
Me.
Why?
Why? Why? Why? Why?
It was delicious.
What do you mean?
Vinegar was working and it was delicious.
No.
I thought it was a normal juice.
No.
What?
In fact, this punishment game was not only vinegar in Ishida-san's drink, but also a normal delicious lactic acid drink.
In fact, I was going to verify whether Ishida-san would pretend to react or tell the truth, but these two monsters caught me.
- Was it good? - Yes, it was like normal juice.
- I didn't like it when you smelled it. - I didn't like it when you smelled it, but I could drink it.
You drank Senburi tea and said "Oh, it's better than I expected", just like Gravy Idol.
This project is to make the best memories with Ms. Ishida Yumi.
Today, we would like to enjoy ourselves in Tokyo Doitsumura for one day.
I'm looking forward to it.
Thank you for having us.
Ms. Ishida is also looking forward to it.
But, it's not just a project to make memories with Ms. Ishida, is it ?
Staffs, please don't call me "Ms. Ishida"
When I'm talking with Ms. Ishida, I eat normally.
"Morning Musume."'s favorite song is "Danzan Shoujo."
I think this song is the most difficult one to sing.
We are going to ride "Butaten Kids Coaster".
The first prank is to start only Ms. Ayumi.
We will run away and get in a car and go to another place.
In the preliminary survey, many members said that they would like to entertain Ms. Ishida, who likes to be pranked, with a prank.
This time, it's a project to make Ms. Ishida, who is graduating, happy.
It's "Prank Plan".
Members will be divided into three groups and stand in each area of Tokyo Doitsumura.
Each team will set up a prank in that area.
It's a memory, isn't it ?
What is it ? I'm looking forward to it.
Ms. Ishida will go to the members without knowing anything.
This team will entertain first.
Ms. Oda, Ms. Nonaka, Ms. Okamura and me, Ms. Yumigeta.
The first prank is...
I'd like to know how much we will be exposed.
Ms. Ishida, Ms. Ishida...
If you think you can do it, Ms. Kishida will do it for you.
Ms. Kishida, will you do it for me for the last time?
Can I do it from the chair to the bench?
Mr. Bench!
Ms. Kishida will prank Ms. Ishida.
It's a subtle difference, but will Ms. Ishida notice it?
I'm looking forward to it.
I feel like my stomach is grinning.
I'd like you to feel the nature of your stomach.
I'm happy.
Please sit here.
What's this? My heart is beating so fast.
Don't be like that. You'll be fine.
Since she hasn't noticed it yet, Ms. Isuda's call will continue as it is.
What's the next prank she's going to pull off?
If we go home first, we'll be like, "Oh yeah, I haven't eaten in a while. I feel like I can do it."
Let's eat it normally while we're talking with you, Ms. Isuda.
- Yes, understood. - It'll be funny if we eat it normally.
"Eating love baits" prank!
It's a prank where you eat beans that look like these baits and surprise them.
- Ms. Isuda. - Yes?
- What we're going to do is... - Yes?
- We're going to play "Love Baits" together! - Yay!
Haven't you seen it before?
On video sites and such,
they give baits and lots of love is collected,
and we're going to do that.
- I'm happy! - I'd like you to experience it.
- Is that so? - Yes!
First of all, we'll buy love baits and play "Love Baits" together.
Thank you!
You're opening it wide!
I'm opening it!
Is this the sound of a voice colliding?
It's a sound of an octagon!
Wow! It's so popular!
It was amazing!
Ishida-san is afraid of members who eat pigs.
The prank in Tokyo German Village continues!
Prank using attractions!
Don't get angry!
Miss Murder
Please look forward to the next episode!
We have brought you a lot of content this time as well!
Have you been able to deliver "Happy" to everyone?
Let's enjoy together next week as well!
Get "Happy"! Bye-bye!